"Hey dudes, I haven’t been able to make it to any of your shows but I really want to buy one of your albums, how can I do that?"
"Thanks for asking imaginary reader, currently the best place to pick up our cd outside of our shows is at Dog Eared Books in SF (900 Valencia st) home to our monthly Lessons in Adventureneering variety show. It is nine dollars."
"Is that it?"
"For now yes, but we just set up a CDBaby account so in the weeks to come you’ll be able to buy the album without even leaving your computer chair (or bed!), also the number of stores you can buy it should be increasing, we will keep you updated."